Can I use this as an art form for my portfolio?

it is completely and utterly ridiculous that i can't come up with a sentance that makes sense for this blog to begin. i want to say something witty, charming, perhaps a little funny.. but alas.. i've got nothing.

so there it is. the beginning.

now. im in this vicious circle where to start. i suppose this is a rant. a ramble. a diary. but when you live where i live and have a brain like mine.. rambling is something that i must do but have no outlet. dear god. all i want to say is that im frustrated and don't know where to start my portfolio!

do you see my dilema? i can't even write a damn blog not to mention start any of these ideas that i have for this damn portfolio that i must create to get into a school that will allow me to express more of my ideas!

how the funk am i going to go to school to learn to express my ideas if i can't express them now enough to get into the damn school.

funk. and no that word is not used to replace fuck. it is used as a term to describe how i feel. funk as in weird and strange and like i should be wearing clothing and jewellery to fit that era of music. just funk.